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  1. I wish I could remember where I left those car keys....
  2. I'm using my right hand to put a smile on my face late at night.....
  3. Will everyone who hasn't yet been screwed by IMSA, immediately cover your nuts!
  4. Hey folks! I can play the champaigne trombone now that I won and have some money
  5. We dump scrap paper all over our car when we win !
  6. It worked in the movie "Cars" !
  7. I won, they gave me a hubcap for my racecar, and the guy beside me likes me.
  8. Everyone with an arm like a squid, hold up your hubcaps!
  9. When I mashed the gas a stun gun shocked my balls and I pressed even harder on the
  10. When I push this button on the side of my face, my teeth smile at fat chicks
  11. You try that again and I will shoot your nuts off with this 357 I bought from a
  12. "Yo Fox dude, Get your foot off my bumper."
  13. As a message to the underage women my hands are in red gloves and I'm holding my han
  14. "Baby, what I got my hand on is a lot more than 6"
  15. If I can't have a helmet at least I can pick my nose.
  16. Ferrari pair hope to 'really show what a Formula one "pair" of another kind is
  17. I just flipped my visor shut and you can't see me boy! Do you hear me out there?
  18. Next time we plan to use American made asphalt, instead of
  19. Who are the puerto Ricans wh put the flag upside down?
  20. Quick! Everybody who banged that ugly chick last night, put on your sunglasses!
  21. I was going to give the stupid media the finger but I'm blocking the aliens from
  22. I keep a spare head in the green container..... in case.. team messages blow my mind
  23. I got the pole and a showshine rag....others only got the shaft
  24. Who's the guy on the left waving the transgender prison shirt?
  25. I have a hole in my helmet to hide my beer bottle...
  26. Two quarts of Joy Juice makes me want to celebrate.
  27. What's that white powder on the back of my hand? Maybe I should sniff it aggressively
  28. We were sitting around drinking cheap beer and farting the other night
  29. I won a race and I have to hold my head on
  30. Which one of these three gentlemen has not yet been kicked in the balls by IMSA?
  31. "That helmet is squinting at me again"
  32. When I suck my brains out through the black tube they taste like BBQ sauce
  33. "I've got the side door open on the Toyota transporter and I'm urinating on the floor
  34. "Excuse me a moment. The president of Mars is on my other line."
  35. I won. These guys did the work. I got no trophy.
  36. No shirt Sherlock!
  37. Everybody point to the sky and shout: "Thank God for Rain !"
  38. When I pull this invisible lever, the missle behind me will launch
  39. The spectator thinks the see-through arm condom is going to protect her.
  40. First they mis-spelled the sponsor's name......changed to "Farm" instead of "Fart"
  41. Wish they knew how to drive... narrowly missing British GP pole
  42. I'm 14 and I got a shoeshine rag too ! Thanks dad for paying the bills!
  43. I won another shoe shine rag !
  44. Who farted?
  45. Hamlin "tips the can" on his own mix of Kickapoo Joy Juice at the days end...and then
  46. I get another 25 bucks if I sneak the Red Bull into the photo....I hope the crew too
  47. As part of BLTG Pride month, here is my "Y" as in YMCA! Now everybody spit!
  48. The entire team takes turns urinating in the other guys helmet to promote unity
  49. This is not "Morning Wood". This is an oak tree baseball bat!
  50. Hey! I want a trophy that sombody didn't drop and bend!
  51. With this special visor I can see myself every time I will win!...never mind......
  52. My shoulder and back hurts...You have been shot by Hi-tech Indian arrows!!
  53. How many Enfingers are we holding up?
  54. I just put away the mushrooms and I can now see that it's DAYLIGHT! Holy poot!
  55. I have a small TV implanted in my thumb nail for when things get dull during the race
  56. I care this much that Tampa racing deleted my highly popular post + lost subscribers
  57. I bought this cool sticker on Craigslist to hide my beer
  58. Abel making progress with Indy 500 entry
  59. Can you bastards count higher than one? Is that the problem?
  60. He's beating inside the car! Somebody get a picture!
  61. There's a butt naked chick streaking down pit road!
  62. If you touch me with your masturbating hand again, I'll slash your wrist again!
  63. Boy, I saw you down at mabel's w-house last night. Better keep that in your pants or
  64. I have a clean finger for each one of your holes!
  65. Did I just race for 2 hours while sitting in a pile of dog poop?
  66. When I push this little button, my eyes close so stupid media jerks won't see my eyes
  67. Eeryone point to the topless chick above us! We won!
  68. I just drove 60 laps with no steering wheel!
  69. Stick 'em up Joe, your leftist friends are coming after you, now.
  70. Images courtesy of Wheels for The Wheel, Tim Hulce, Len Feinberg
  71. You can drink that S***. I'm going to lick cocaine off the back side of my microphone
  72. This is called "spit on racers in the hole". You can judge it's popularity by all the
  73. Chick with the hat! Close those legs! You on the right...quit staring at her Cha Cha!
  74. We got louis Hamilton's trophy, so everyone go out for a pass!
  75. Women like my first finger
  76. We thought about naming the racing team: "Weed and Speed."
  77. Free knuckle sandwiches for journalists who lie!
  78. "Will this battery powered POS go faster down the hill if I roll it down instead of
  79. Sebastian Vettel is #1...all you dyslexics hold up one finger! Not the middle one!
  80. Now that I'm World Champion Again, that bastard Hamilton can kiss my bent over A**!
  81. I AM BATMAN! and the guy next to me has a fish in his pants!
  82. That car tried to kill me and I'm going to piss on the wheel!
  83. I drink Bud beer, wear Petrobras for men and I want to save the children
  84. I won the championship and I got this new steering wheel and a big box of Ex-lax!
  85. The design will feature a thousand different images
  86. How much did we pay him to spell Dickhead on my basketball helmet?
  87. I've got the winning ticket! You guys can photo my butt!
  88. I can see tiny little green men looking at me from under my finger nails.
  89. This is how you give the finger to stupid racing journalists
  90. I won the pole contest and I got another shoe shine rag
  91. When I hold my thumb up like this, it means the deal was so good, you can put the
  92. When's that white boy gonna be done cleaning where I pooped my pants?
  93. I got pole position and another really neat shoe shine rag.
  94. Want to know why my left hand is bigger than my right one?
  95. The guy in white has got his man bra on backwards.
  96. WE are modelling EFC bras for men for extra money. Do we look hot?
  97. If I point my thumb down they feed you to the Red Bulls.....
  98. Hey slick! Do you race or wear that suit to pick up pit skanks?
  99. Logan Sargeant, seen here with his stunt double, will make his FP1 debut at the
  100. Who is that guy near the front sniffing his finger?
  101. I won the pole and got this really cool shoeshine rag.
  102. If any white boy has a huge one, raise your hand.
  103. He said that I couldn't pour piss from a boot, So I peed in the empty bottle, and you
  104. Officials say No More Texting!
  105. “I wish he would stop calling my cell phone during a race.
  106. In a minute, I'm taking off like Superman! Gotta quit drinking that Red Bull!
  107. When I flash this counterfeit money, 16 year old chicks dig me.
  108. If you don't stop messing with my 16 year old sister I'm putting this dildo where the
  109. The photog paid me $5 to snap the poop stain on my butt...pervert!
  110. If you want phisio-t-pist to shove that bottle to increase your weight raise hand
  111. Yep! Underage women, booze and cigarettes...that's why WE race.
  112. Who's the chick on the end with hair piled high an big tits? Is she the team squeeze?
  113. All I know about honest govt, I learned playing Mr Burns on the Simpsons.
  114. That chick is rolling up her sleeve to either sucker punch me or show me her tattoo.
  115. This stuff on the back of my hand makes my eyes water
  116. Skeen on TA2 pole, sets new Lime Rock track record So pull my finger!
  117. I'm not explaining why my zipper is so long and located on my right hand side.
  118. I just bent my trophy over the head of some mexican!
  119. We won, so you jerks get to pull my finger!
  120. On the count of three, let's all unzip it
  121. Watch where you put that left hand, or I'm coming out of here!
  122. That chick on the end said wear your blue suede shoes and we gonna eat some M&M's!
  123. We are singing "YMCA " really loud, and I'm the "M"
  124. When I blow on the worlds biggest kazoo, confetti comes out
  125. We got drunk last night and took out a light pole...and I got this really neat flag
  126. I race with that big square thing on my head so I can see where I'm going.
  127. MX-5 Cup Scholarship: Calling all Mazda racers: Show yo dough, show yo Dough!
  128. Can't drink it, but I can shower with it!
  129. I grabbed his hat and punched him out from under it..stupid reporter questions!
  130. I qualified on the pole and I got this really neat shoeshine rag!
  131. Let's do some Tequila shots before we go out to qualify
  132. Not only am I taller, it takes a real man TWO hands to hold what I've got
  133. Are we going so slow that grass has time to grow on our tires?
  134. I won the race and now the sky is falling!
  135. 12th isn’t good enough for me. There’s no way that our name should be at the bottom
  136. That red streak running down my leg is cuz I won and pooped my pants
  137. Hiring someone to hold the microphone for you
  138. Am I holding up the correct finger to the American voter?
  139. I just removed this covid from my brain...get your shot and you can have one too..duh
  140. Who wants more pizza? Hold 'em up!
  141. When I turn this dial, I can make my forehead wrinkle.
  142. I set a couse record and they gave me this really neat shoe shine rag.....
  143. Stock car racers have bigger trophies, but we have a real woman here...I think...
  144. Hold 'em up guys. Lets see who has the longest one
  145. Thanks, chief.I'm turning this into a hooka "device" so we can all get stoned at once
  146. Guess which hand has the used condom from your sister.....
  147. My crew threatened to beat my a** if I didn't get going!
  148. The guy on the right has a rectal thermometer shoved into his mouth
  149. I won the race and they gave me this bag of dog food
  150. Before he started banging race cars, Ethel was his girlfriend in high school.
  151. Ryan Blaney drank so much moonshine, he was driving down track yelling "I am Batman!
  152. Like my foot on this blue sticker saying "I love racing" I'm stepping on your neck!
  153. When we get home the first thing we're going to do is remove that hokey looking DODO
  154. Kyle Larson threatened to punch the next 75 dumbas reporters asking stupid questions
  155. The next reporter who asks me why I have a death wish is going to eat a knuckle sandw
  156. We are the pussy special interest group and you can only see us if you are old enough
  157. We are offering cash baptisms after the race for extra money now that we have a pot
  158. At the trophy presentation, LGBT's were chanting "Podium in de butt", "Podium in de b
  159. I won, so you turkeys can pull my finger!
  160. Does my new racing suit make me look skinny?
  161. Who's got the dirtiest glass in the room?
  162. We hung this really neat sign so we don't forget what kind of car we are racing
  163. I'm gonna take the steering wheel from this Toyota!
  164. Hey you! I'm gonnna put your ***on this plate and hand it to you!
  165. I hear aliens talking through this coat hanger wire....
  166. Unless you want a knuckle sandwich better not call me Tittyana!
  167. With this mask, am I Woody Woodpecker or Donald Duck?
  168. Chi Chi Chi Red Dick gets a pot sponsor for consumption and therapeutic purposes
  169. The chick on my left with the big tits had me flipping all night!
  170. This is my turbo straw for energy drinks....
  171. I was going to race today but this fish attached himself to my necktie
  172. I was going to pour piss from a boot, but got this empty (I hope) trophy instead
  173. I'm gonna drink every drop in my special Qatar mug but I ain't celebratin'
  174. We're buddies and we can put our arms in the same sleeve
  175. Since you can't drive, we are going to pinky arm wrestle to decide the chapionship
  176. The praplegic who really drives my car is sticking his head up.
  177. When I hold this thing over my head it makes me at least a foot taller
  178. When I pull my fingers out of my ears that stuff behind me comes out of the ground!
  179. I won the Championship in a hybrid electric car and I got this all electric blender
  180. I brought my own participation trophy just in case
  181. Say....what are they going to do with that large bottle that's back behind you?
  182. Hey Hamlin, guess where this fist goes!
  183. This disc brake rotor fits my head perfectly.
  184. When they toss dirty underwear into your car are they trying to tell you something?
  185. Did I hold Up The Right Finger This Time?
  186. Anti-theft device for Fiats
  187. I can urinate in that chrome container with no hands!
  188. Put a checkerd flag on it and drunken race fans will let you shove a covid test anywh
  189. Did I leave the trunk open again?...or is someone following really close?
  190. When I put this silver thing on my head, I get taller.
  191. I cn lift 500 invisible pounds...can you hit my mouth with a golf ball?
  192. If your hitch-hiking bottle says "Ferrari" you get a ride sooner
  193. Now that I date fat chicks, I can put three fingers in my mouth
  194. If you hitch hike with a booze bottle in your hand, you get a ride sooner in Detroit
  195. Hi, we're Batman and Robin....
  196. Officials say I have to race on 3 go kart tires....
  197. Oh, crap! I should have walked the course first!
  198. Soccor fans think they are in Zandvoort and light giant Turbo Joints to celebrate
  199. When I held my thumb up to show how big it is, she said "Let's go baby!"
  200. When I pull my ear, you can see my teeth
  201. I just won the Darlington 500 and after I sign this Coke bottle I'm going to sell it
  202. and if you tell the press again that we had a relationship, I'm going to give you a
  203. While we take this picture will anyone notice that I'm stealing his chrome plated val
  204. What do you mean my wonder Woman "W" is upside down? When I look down at it, it looks
  205. We are all waving at the invisible man, since I just kicked his a--.
  206. Not a boot load of piss in these "official penske driving gloves" from the concrete
  207. Norris has silenced his doubters. I was going to fart, but the officials already pull
  208. I can put my thumb in my head like a bowling ball...wanna see?
  209. Now that I won I'm drinking Busch beer before every race!
  210. I qualified first, and they gave me this really neat shoeshine rag!
  211. My man Kato says my tits are big enough that I can work for the phone company
  212. Now that I have the pole, I got this fake ID so I can drink!
  213. Now that I'm sponsored by CBD my armpits don't stink!
  214. If you don't drive a Mazda, you can pull my finger!
  215. Now that I won the race, I'm going to do my JIMI HENDRICKS imitation and play this gu
  216. That was one heck of a qualifying session! Was it me who pooped in my race car?....or
  217. I'm pooping in this guys race car to see if he drives like excrement.
  218. You never get too old to race, but you can get too fat! @TonyStewart #CampingWorldSRX
  219. Darn...I could have spent ten bucks for a trophy, instead of Thousands this weekend
  220. Don't worry folks. Those flames are from a BBQ celebrating 99 wins.......Kyle Busch
  221. Felix Rosenqvist, says "I wear a Bullwinkle and Rocky hat under my helmet"!
  222. Hey Red Bull! Pull my finger!
  223. Castroneves wins the Indy 500 and poops his pants
  224. Want to see what's in my pocket?
  225. Trying to roll a joint during a pit stop...what's that hose connected to?
  226. I just put meth in my ear and my hair started to grow
  227. I sneaked in to autograph this fake tire because racing is racist
  228. McLaren signs U.S. karting star Ugochukwun
  229. 5 females and a guy tell democrats to kiss it girls don't want to race with fake guys
  230. For you jerks that fired me last year, You have my permission to bite the BIG ONE!
  231. New H-Mod Racing Club Will Join Two 2021 Events by Cyndi Paceley
  232. Wear mask is a sign that you support and submit to Southern Democrat White Supremacy
  233. Democrat Chuck-U Schumer shows his tits while Pelosi forges Trumps name on a fake....
  234. Stop choking your chicken! Note: In the background. chicken has passed out from....
  235. Masters Historic Racing Weekend at Watkins Glen cancelled
  236. Photos: Day One at SVRA’s Vintage Grand Prix of Mid-Ohio
  237. Bob Tasca III tests positive for COVID-19. Says "Pull my finger, Doc Fauchi."
  238. "I got crack in my slurpee cup...hope they don't notice"
  239. HSR rolling again after VSCDA guest appearance at Elkhart Lake Vintage Festival
  240. 100648_3k1dn_1955-jaguar-xk140-se-1-1500x1500.jpg The Jaguar XK140 - Est.£130,000.00
  241. Daniel Urrutia Jr. took his Chevrolet Corvette to GT-1 victory Saturday at Sebring.
  242. 1987 LM07 Toyota / Gr.C – The final version LM05C Group C car
  243. AMC AMX Origionally campaigned by Bruce Moorehead of Plant City Florida
  244. Every 2nd Saturday We are having a free Breakfast in Tampa
  245. WTB canon kit lens
  246. WTB: Nikon d3200
  247. bmx bike for Lens ?
  248. F/S Canon T3 w/ kit lens, 32 GB Card, 3 Extra Batteries
  249. F/S: Canon Rebel T1i. With extras...
  250. Canon 1D Mark III for sale $1800